“ Who would kick Wham’s ass at pretty much everything? Chuck Norris.
“ The reason why I broke my arm when I was twelve? Wham.
“ Why do we have Nickelback? Because of Wham!
“ The reason why I broke my arm when I was twelve? Wham.
“ If Wham were to produce a video today, in it they’d wear Ed Hardy and Ugg Boots.
“ Christmas > Wham
“ Wham is responsible for President Bill Clinton’s impeachment, not Monica Lewinsky.
“ Wham is Sarah Palin’s favorite band.
“ Wham causes global warming.
“ Music television died because of Wham.
“ If it wasn’t for Wham, we’d have world peace by now.
“ It’s not ego-shooters that cause aggressive behavior. It’s Wham.
“ Bankers started wearing pink shirts & golden ties because of Wham.
“ Tiger Woods slammed his car because they played Wham on the radio.
